Throughout the administration of the Devil Incarnate, George W. Bush, the amount of trees, flowers, and pretty birds all over the world has increased.

And our reasons why.

There's a good reason for tyrants to want it to be extremely difficult for anyone to get a car.

But that's OK, because their intentions are Good and Right.

Green is the new black-and-red.

Obama must make a fateful choice.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.