Are you running a zoo if you have cats? The government seems to think so!

The winner can't declare a war over. Only the loser can do that.

Forget the stockmarket. Buy Hillary Clinton!

Money spent on a "stimulus" package is money wasted.

Belief in a God of order is a necessary underpinning for modern scientific research.

Rob from the rich, give to the poor, but keep a goodly chunk for yourself.

Illinois Gov. Blagojevich is alive. Therefore, JFK-style conspiracy theories can't be true.

A business which is too big to fail is too big to be permitted at all.

The Pell Grant has hampered, not helped, would-be scholars.

If you believe in only one god, anybody else's is blasphemous.