But not by us, for once!

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

For Labor Day, we consider those that don't.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Time magazine gets a clue on welfare, and advocates "creating livelihoods."

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Have we become so used to injustice that we expect it, and simply live with it?

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?