Government services for some people costing too much? Kill 'em - well, "encourage" them to die.

If there's anything that passes John Kerry's "global test", it's bumping off pirates.

There's a bill in Congress to bury all forms of economic activity under an avalanche of environmental lawsuits which need not show any harm in order to collect damages.

Should we be more concerned about Islamic terrorism? Or about Russia?

The Chinese dare not call in their loans to the US - their economy would collapse.

Cow farts cause global warming. We can stop that - by sacrificing fish.

The government doesn't want to fund unproven drugs - but how can you prove drugs work unless somebody tries them?

Far from being evil, sweatshops are a blessing for impoverished peasants - they're a huge step up for them.

AIG's troubles are not entirely their fault; paying the bonuses is actually in the taxpayers' best interest.

The taxpayers profit not only from paying the AIG bonuses, but from hoping that they're even bigger next year.