Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.