America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Don't hold your breath.

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

John McCain loves his country too much.