Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Shouldn't couples be expected to tell each other the truth about "essential qualities" of their upcoming marriage?

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.