If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Depends on the definition - the dictionary's? Or the Democrats'?

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

Hillary, the One Last Hope for Womankind?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

And be proud of it?

The press's slavishly worshipful adoration of Barack Obama, and rabid hatred of the GOP, is getting absurd.

The justices of California's Supreme Court have utter disdain for democracy and contempt for the lowly voters who express opinions they disagree with.

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.