John McCain loves his country too much.

The fame of the TSA has become so great that Japanese shoppers twelve thousand miles away know just how they treat your luggage.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

There's just no pleasing some people!

Maybe we can make a difference!

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.