What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

Solzhenitsyn warned of "an atmosphere of moral mediocrity, paralyzing man's noblest impulses."

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

Ingrid Betancourt has learned that there are some people you just don't negotiate with.

The fame of the TSA has become so great that Japanese shoppers twelve thousand miles away know just how they treat your luggage.

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

There's just no pleasing some people!

Maybe we can make a difference!

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.