Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

And our reasons why.

But that's OK, because their intentions are Good and Right.

Obama must make a fateful choice.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Depends on the definition - the dictionary's? Or the Democrats'?

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

Hillary, the One Last Hope for Womankind?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!