God bless the parents who drugged us.

More people expect to see E.T. round the corner than their Social Security check in the mailbox 40 years from now.

Men seem to feel that if a woman lies about not wanting to get married it's OK to lie to her about having a relationship.

CPS is another bureaucracy which has lost sight of its product and is caught up in process.

No man who is willing to subject himself to additional years of torture out of duty and loyalty to his comrades-in-arms can ever be truly called a scoundrel.

Family relationships are the most fundamental relationships among human beings.

It seems pretty clear that McCain expects to reach the Oval Office without the Republican base.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle?

A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

For the stated purpose of reviving our economy, this is nothing more than an exercise in silliness.