A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

Barack and Hillary shoot each other in the feet.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.

Hillary believes herself to be a better candidate for the Democrats, and a better President for the country, than Barack Obama.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...

They told us how they cooked the books. What have they been doing the rest of the time?

If Microsoft ends up actually paying the fines which have been assessed by the EU Anti-Competition bureaucracy, it will make a bigger contribution to the EU budget than many member countries.

Your words are wonderful, Mr. Obama; where are the works?

Illegal immigrants HAVE NO CIVIL RIGHTS. In fact, legal immigrants have no civil rights. Just ask the dictionary...