What should have been said, by a wiser candidate than the two we have.

This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

Expecting adults to behave like adults is not racism, except to the mainstream media.

Reality must take precedence over public relations.

You can't stop a natural disaster. You can avoid a disastrous response.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

A memorial implies that 9-11 is a part of history. It is not.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.