Barack and Hillary shoot each other in the feet.

Like the Terminator, if there's just one finger still working, she'll drag herself forward by that one finger.

Some people have the temerity to ask whether the fact that the earth is not getting warmer might be proof that the earth is, in fact, not warming.

Hillary believes herself to be a better candidate for the Democrats, and a better President for the country, than Barack Obama.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

They told us how they cooked the books. What have they been doing the rest of the time?

When was the last time at an environmental group changed their mind about anything?

Your words are wonderful, Mr. Obama; where are the works?

Illegal immigrants HAVE NO CIVIL RIGHTS. In fact, legal immigrants have no civil rights. Just ask the dictionary...

It's been said that the government should stay out of the bedroom. They can jolly well stay out of my bathroom too!