Throughout the administration of the Devil Incarnate, George W. Bush, the amount of trees, flowers, and pretty birds all over the world has increased.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

And be proud of it?

You'd expect there to be a decreasing number of polar bears out there. You'd be wrong.

They were "only following orders"...

Blame the victim? Blame whitey? Or roll up your sleeves and get to work?

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.

Our government's wrongheaded policies are causing an artificial and avoidable famine worldwide.