Our schools need reform. Obama is opposed.

What should have been said, by a wiser candidate than the two we have.

This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

But not by us, for once!

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.