A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

Barack and Hillary shoot each other in the feet.

Some people have the temerity to ask whether the fact that the earth is not getting warmer might be proof that the earth is, in fact, not warming.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

They told us how they cooked the books. What have they been doing the rest of the time?

When was the last time at an environmental group changed their mind about anything?

Your words are wonderful, Mr. Obama; where are the works?

Illegal immigrants HAVE NO CIVIL RIGHTS. In fact, legal immigrants have no civil rights. Just ask the dictionary...

It's been said that the government should stay out of the bedroom. They can jolly well stay out of my bathroom too!

Seeking a solution at the dairy farm is not a bad idea.