McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

Send some to the rest of Congress, stat!

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

There's just no pleasing some people!

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.

By pulling its funds from Europe, Iran is sending a message to the world: Nyah, nyah!