Reality is sexist - so it must be changed!

Unhappy lessons learnt all round.

Homosexuality is like picking your nose...

His latest tape sounds like... Obama!

Obama's illegal-alien aunt understands welfare better than he does. And she's easier to understand when she speaks, too.

How could you not, after reading it?

Now we're supposed to not hurt our enemy's feelings?

Allowing people of different races a free pass, is racism.

Peaceful controversy done the American way.

Maybe Reps. Rangel and Waters really are being unfairly held to an obsolete standard of ethics.