No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

And be proud of it?

They were "only following orders"...

Blame the victim? Blame whitey? Or roll up your sleeves and get to work?

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.

Two wrongs aren't nearly enough to add up to a Rev. Wright.

CPS is another bureaucracy which has lost sight of its product and is caught up in process.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...

They told us how they cooked the books. What have they been doing the rest of the time?