How to use the tactics of the left against them.

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Is Obama a good change, or otherwise?

Democrats ignore the point that the views of self-proclaimed "black leaders" are often wildly different from the views of the actual black voters.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Jesse Jackson accidentally tells the truth; Barack Obama tells the truth by lying; and reality is inadvertently made plain as day, to the embarrassment of all involved.