There are two ways to interpret the law: a) favor individual rights over societal rights or b) favor society's rights over the rights of the individual. Individuals won two!

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

A man can now be convicted of rape if the woman changes her mind halfway through the act.

Imagine how many lawyers the Justice Department will have to hire to chase everybody who posts incorrect information on a web site!

Blame the victim? Blame whitey? Or roll up your sleeves and get to work?

God bless the parents who drugged us.

European in-house lawyers would rather face litigation in China and Russia than in America?!

They told us how they cooked the books. What have they been doing the rest of the time?

Our justice system has been abandoning the pursuit of justice in favor of personal gain for a long time.

Your words are wonderful, Mr. Obama; where are the works?