How to use the tactics of the left against them.

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?