You can't stop a natural disaster. You can avoid a disastrous response.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Why the panic and fear on every side? This "recession" is nothing.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

The lesson of Prohibition is not that you can't legislate morality; we do that every day.

For Labor Day, we consider those that don't.

...is not Barack Obama.

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Have we become so used to injustice that we expect it, and simply live with it?