The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Why the panic and fear on every side? This "recession" is nothing.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Don't hold your breath.

John McCain loves his country too much.