Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.