When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Don't hold your breath.

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

We have to increase regulation and government intervention of finance. Don't we?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?

Merely to exist is to have an open-ended right to claim goods and services paid for by other people's efforts?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.