Because some states don't want to execute rapists, it's unconstitutional for any state to do so?

The largest single source of millionaires in America is through participation in a multi-level marketing scheme, but when something goes wrong, the lawyers end up with all the money.

If you don't look back at where you've been, you won't know how far you've come or where you're going.

Does John McCain want to beat Barack Obama? Then start fighting him!

Remember Mom's advice? "Respect must be earned!"

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Do we really want to pay $3.5 Billion to change all the vending machines in the US, so they accept new bills that blind people can tell apart?

No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.