"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Don't hold your breath.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

We have to increase regulation and government intervention of finance. Don't we?

Merely to exist is to have an open-ended right to claim goods and services paid for by other people's efforts?