Civil rights are not automatic, like natural human rights - you have to agree to the social compact in order to deserve them.

That's right - wearing clothes is bad for the planet.

Wasting millions on buying newfangled equipment, storing it for some years, and then junking it unused? Must be the TSA!

The solution is clear; but it takes political courage.

Environmental regulations tend to make the environment worse in other ways, at great expense.

The CIA holds the power to ruin Obama - and now he's given them a motive.

A national health system is not the same as actual health care.

Universal health insurance will make it very hard to actually see a doctor anytime soon.

Environmental nuts are out to rid the world of polluting lawnmowers by force of law - but there's a better way.

Government services for some people costing too much? Kill 'em - well, "encourage" them to die.