The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?