"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Don't hold your breath.