This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

John McCain loves his country too much.