America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

John McCain loves his country too much.

Can the media sweep their chosen candidate into office?

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Thanks to the stroke of a legalistic pen, the Chinese have accomplished what all Michael Jackson's surgeries have failed to do: changed conclusively from one color to another.

Mr. Obama has exposed the existing black leadership as a bunch of liars. But...