Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

There's nothing to get a bureaucracy moving like recurring deaths.

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

How to use the tactics of the left against them.

How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...