You can't stop a natural disaster. You can avoid a disastrous response.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

The lesson of Prohibition is not that you can't legislate morality; we do that every day.

For Labor Day, we consider those that don't.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?