The most critical weapon of the biased liberal news is the power to decide what IS news.

What's to keep people from committing crimes when they aren't likely to be caught? Only their personal self-control, driven by their innermost sense of justice.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Missile defense and the dating game.

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

The yearning to restrict other people's choices is a pretty good definition of a liberal.

Should a drivers' license have anything to do with the ability to drive a vehicle safely?

Because some states don't want to execute rapists, it's unconstitutional for any state to do so?

The largest single source of millionaires in America is through participation in a multi-level marketing scheme, but when something goes wrong, the lawyers end up with all the money.

If you don't look back at where you've been, you won't know how far you've come or where you're going.