What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

McCain and Obama have similar policies, but as men are different as night and day.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Solzhenitsyn warned of "an atmosphere of moral mediocrity, paralyzing man's noblest impulses."

Ingrid Betancourt has learned that there are some people you just don't negotiate with.

John McCain loves his country too much.

The fame of the TSA has become so great that Japanese shoppers twelve thousand miles away know just how they treat your luggage.