Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

It is beautiful, shiny, and impressive, and not entirely valueless - but nothing like as glorious as it appears.

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

How to use the tactics of the left against them.

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Don't hold your breath.