If there's anything that passes John Kerry's "global test", it's bumping off pirates.

There's a bill in Congress to bury all forms of economic activity under an avalanche of environmental lawsuits which need not show any harm in order to collect damages.

Should we be more concerned about Islamic terrorism? Or about Russia?

The Chinese dare not call in their loans to the US - their economy would collapse.

Cow farts cause global warming. We can stop that - by sacrificing fish.

Far from being evil, sweatshops are a blessing for impoverished peasants - they're a huge step up for them.

Government subsidies for solar power result in our paying a lot more for electricity.

We call fundamentalist Islam "barbaric" only because we cannot find a harsher word.

Islamic terror is uncivilized. We are in a Fight Against Barbarism, and should call it such.

How a religion prefers to be spread has a profound influence on how well it gets along with other religions.