No clue what went wrong - quick, let's make new rules so it doesn't happen again!

Our bureaucrats are not morons; quite the contrary.

If too many fatherless children grow up to be barbarians instead of becoming members of civilized society, the society will collapse.

And be proud of it?

A man can now be convicted of rape if the woman changes her mind halfway through the act.

Imagine how many lawyers the Justice Department will have to hire to chase everybody who posts incorrect information on a web site!

They were "only following orders"...

What's a principal to do when the kids won't obey?

When the paper is not to their liking, bureaucracies tend to have hissy-fits and throw their weight around.

A court found the NY Port Authority 68% liable for bombing their own building?!