Even government is supposed to be worth what it costs.

Reality is sexist - so it must be changed!

Homosexuality is like picking your nose...

The Law of Unintended Consequences might be about to strike.

The cost of child-rearing.

If they make a nude model feel violated...

At one time, even fake pictures of Americans being harassed was enough to drive us to war.

Are we a free people or are we not?

Dreamed of being a stripper? Now the TSA will make you one - like it or not!

Just defunding bureaucracies doesn't solve laws that require bureaucratic permission before doing anything.