"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Have we become so used to injustice that we expect it, and simply live with it?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Does "Grand Theft Auto" incite murder? What should we do about it?

Looks like the demented among us are sane enough to have identified a new place to safely assault unarmed victims: their local Democratic Party HQ.

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Don't hold your breath.