The Large Hadron Collider is shut down temporarily. Not so the drain on taxpayers.

One generation is enough.

Rep. Charles Rangel, author of our tax code, still can't pay his taxes correctly. But he's not a crook...

Wealth is not a ratchet, and in a free economy, it's not supposed to be.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

Why the panic and fear on every side? This "recession" is nothing.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

...is not Barack Obama.

Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!