Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

If Al Gore is seriously worried about rising sea levels, he ought to advocate letting us return to unpatented, cheaper Freon.

Could it be that they actually want a hijacking so they can ask for more money next year?

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Stop donating to conservatives, or else!

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

Stop using all fossil fuels within ten years, he says?