Our schools need reform. Obama is opposed.

This "bailout plan" isn't a plan at all; it's a political fire drill at your expense.

The only change Joe Biden represents is a fresh pair of Depends.

The EPA has done well to stop something bad.

But not by us, for once!

They really do have a legitimate claim on the taxpayers' money.

Aren't Republicans supposed to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who believe in keeping their wives, barefoot and pregnant, firmly imprisoned in the kitchen?

Sarah Palin is not ready to be President. Fortunately, she doesn't have to be.

"We need leaders once again who can tap into that special blend of American confidence and optimism..."

...is not Barack Obama.