Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

It is beautiful, shiny, and impressive, and not entirely valueless - but nothing like as glorious as it appears.

What if the stadium is empty? If there are too many empty seats on TV, I'll lose my head. What to do...?

How to use the tactics of the left against them.

How can you have human rights if you aren't a human?

When 80% of American voters are already furious about the illegal alien problem, one shudders to think of their reaction to news of a flood of deadly-disease-ridden aliens.

"Results that raise questions about climate change theories." Well, that's one way to put it...

Don't hold your breath.

A federal judge is considering ordering immediate naturalization of would-be citizens, with no background investigations or document checks.

Solzhenitsyn warned of "an atmosphere of moral mediocrity, paralyzing man's noblest impulses."