A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle?

A capitalist will sell you the rope to hang himself.

For the stated purpose of reviving our economy, this is nothing more than an exercise in silliness.

Many religious leaders and, more sporadically, the government have tried for a long time to stem the tide of divorce, without any success. Maybe it's time to let private industry, and the Invisible Hand, have a go at it.

We honor Pippa Bacca for living and dying in full, logical, and consistent allegiance to her beliefs.

If you aren't quite sure just what you want, they can't really help.

So four out of five Americans think we are heading in the wrong direction as a country?

Some people have the temerity to ask whether the fact that the earth is not getting warmer might be proof that the earth is, in fact, not warming.

Absolut believes that they will gain by linking their concept of "An Absolut World" to a world in which significant parts of the American West are part of Mexico.

The Transportation Security Administration? Hardly. Thousands Standing Around? Not that either...