Don't call back Congress; encourage them to stay out on vacation!

Evil can grow out of benevolent concepts and well-intentioned processes.

America has finally realized how biased the media is... and is calling for government regulation of fairness. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!

Going to prison because of a botched pool installation?

Don't hold your breath.

Why don't public toilets work in Seattle?

We have to increase regulation and government intervention of finance. Don't we?

Merely to exist is to have an open-ended right to claim goods and services paid for by other people's efforts?

Why doesn't Mr. Bush fire the bureaucrats who won't carry out his policies? Because he can't.

Supply and demand works for pretty much everything.